Bin Laden = Paris Hilton

By Paul Glasco

Al Qaeda leader Usama Bin Laden threatened in a new audio recording released Thursday to kill any captured Americans if the United States executes the accused mastermind of the September 11 attacks - Khalid Sheik Mohammed - or any other Al Qaeda suspects accused of terror.

My question is, "So, does this mean that Bin Laden and Al Qaeda have been sparing the lives of the Americans they capture???"

Look, these goons will murder any American or non-muslim person they come into contact with. Why are we to think any different now?

I've come to the conclusion that Usama Bin Laden is no different than Paris Hilton - they're both media whores. Bin Laden gets a little jealous because no one's talking about him in the news and then some idiot from Nigeria sets his own underwear on fire at Christmas time and gets all the attention. Then KSM (who has a cooler call sign!) gets all the attention with discussion of his trial.

Bin Laden HATES to not have his name in the news! He and Paris Hilton should start their own reality TV show called "Look At Me; I'm Nobody".

The shine has worn off the Bin Laden penny. The U.S. is not scared of him anymore. Worried - yes, because this guys is a true nutjob with a few dollars. But scared - no.

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